High Penguins
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High Penguins are penguins that get high off snow. Pisskelle is a high penguin. They were nearly killed off by Nazi penguins.
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High Penguins came a looooooooong time ago. At first they weren't called high penguins; they were called elite penguins. However, they discovered snow, and got high off it. Then everyone started to call them "High Penguins"
The name is a double entrende, because they are high both snow-wise and lengthwise. Some really fat High Penguins are wider than tall.
High Penguins can live for hundreds of years (thousands, if they stop snuffing snow) due to their retarded growth rate. The penguin Nazis thought they were weird because of this and wanted to exterminate them, but they wers too stupid, and just pushed them towards a small point at the edge of Antarctica. However, that place lacked snow, and many of them tried the next best thing, water, but they drowned. G has revived some of them.
TriviaEdit
- The initials, HP, shouldn't be confused with Hag Poop.
